What a contest! You guys are great. Richard told me a couple times, “This is really a lot of fun!” One time he told me, “Every time I want to laugh I go and read the captions.”

I, too, really enjoyed it. I was at a nice dinner party a couple nights ago, and eating dinner when my phone vibrated in my pocket. I snuck a peek and saw it was an email coming in, one that I receive when someone comments to this blog. So I surreptitiously read the caption right there at the dinner table and it was so funny that I laughed out loud. Which blew my cover, and then I had to explain. Fortunately, I have cool friends.

Richard and I agreed that it was virtually impossible to choose one best caption, and the best we could do was get it down to a three-way tie. So the following three winners are each going to receive a box of farm-fresh Hamakua Springs produce (Just wait until you see the amazing box of vegetables they put together! It makes me swoon.)

Here’s the picture again.

We did not rank these three winners. We just liked ’em all. So here they are, listed in alphabetical order by the entrant’s name.

From Baron Sekiya, of Hawaii247.org:

• Dog, “Wot brah, beef!?!”  Chicken, “No, actually chicken.”

From Darren, of Island Notes:

• “Friends don’t let hens drive drunk.”

From Janice:

• “Ah! I see my stimulus chick has arrived!”

Both Richard and I had some others we really, really liked. This was hard! You guys are good, and it was so much fun that we’re going to have to do it again some day.

Baron, Darren, and Janice, please email Richard (richard@hamakuasprings.com) to arrange to pick up your produce.

Thanks, everybody.